Welcome to Drama Ranch

I have recently become a 'Farmer'. I believe the technical term would be rancher, since we have animals more so than crops. I am learning something new everyday. I also have a lot of unanswered questions. Most of them are acquired by learn as you go techniques. Basically, I have f'ed things up a lot. This is my story of leaving the Burbs for the Farm.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Meat Chickens



I hate stinky meat chicks!! They have to be kept in the house, due to the fact we have no electricity in the barn. All they do is eat and shit. 'You smell that? Do you smell that?...Chicken Shit, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of chicken shit in the morning. Smells like - victory. Some day, this war's gonna end.' Can't wait!! Gotta go clean 'em up. At least the house won't stink for at least 8 hours.


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